Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually...– The Sociological Cinema There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not...
grimelords: everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.
vantasly: but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
djavjr: it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest they do not suspect a thing
inbox: looking for just text posts?? here you go how about your old themes? no problem need to know your post limit status? check it out need to switch a blog quickly? press: control + alt + n want to make text bigger? make a post and hit control + 1
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES...
pegahghafoori: turpentinehoneybee: tespian-mage: SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK HOLY FUCK TREES STOP TREES OFMDZDGJKHADFKLJG My eyes hurt
chronicallylate: “dude i saw this really cute girl on the way home” “how cute?”