i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
if ur sad or stressed just breathe and look at this picture of moss under a microscope
i hope ur doing ok pal, look at all those cutie chloroplasts aw
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Disney’s Gravity Falls
ONE OF MY FAVORITE ANIMATED SEQUENCES IN RECENT HISTORYYY.
I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY”
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
NO HOMO SANTA
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
if you get to see the person you love regularly then you’re very lucky and i hope you never take it for granted